Hey Adventure Time fans, do you like shirts and dancing? This shirt will make you look awesome, people will swoon over you, and unicorns will carry you to the Land of Ooo. (only one of these is false).
Hey man, have you heard of that sweet festival in the desert? My friend went last year and he said that there were all sorts of hot chicks there dancing in weird outfits. It’s like the biggest rave party in the country. It’s sold out again this year, but you can totally still get tickets on Ebay. My parents always give me a couple grand each summer for vacation so I figure I’ll just skip Europe this year and see what this is like. What kind of RV should we rent? Do you know anyone that can get Ecstasy? I’ve always wanted to try that.